Tuesday, December 2, 2008

"Stop hatin', start participatin'. Come on, twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle. Wanna take a shot at me kid? Do it. "

It's mad lib time again. I was bored at work today, cleaned out my desk and found our road trip mad libs. Anyone down?? I'll start. Here is the blank one...

1. When you receive a birthday ________ (noun) or a wedding _________ (noun), you should always send a thank-you ________ (noun).

2. When you _______ (verb) or burp out loud, be sure to cover you _______ (part of the body) and say "I'm _________ (adverb) sorry."

3. If you are a man and wearing a/an ________ (noun) on your head and a/an ________ (noun) approaches, it's always polite to tip your ________ (noun).

4. When you are at a friend's _______ (noun) for dinner, remember, it's not polite to eat with your _________ (part of the body, plural), take food from anyone else's _______ (noun), or leave the table before everyone else.

5. When meeting your friend's parents, always try to make a/an _________ (adjective) impression by greeting them ___________ (adverb).

3 comments:

Bubba the Wise said...

OK, I'm going to try this. See if you can guess what I'm getting at.

1. When you receive a birthday _Chris_ (noun) or a wedding __Chelios__ (noun), you should always send a thank-you _Van Andel Arena__ (noun).

2. When you _play__ (verb) or burp out loud, be sure to cover you __forearm___ (part of the body) and say "I'm __voraciously___ (adverb) sorry."

3. If you are a man and wearing a/an __Griffin______ (noun) on your head and a/an __game___ (noun) approaches, it's always polite to tip your _Friday__ (noun).

4. When you are at a friend's _Dollar Beer__ (noun) for dinner, remember, it's not polite to eat with your __Fists___ (part of the body, plural), take food from anyone else's _Red Wing Legend__ (noun), or leave the table before everyone else.

5. When meeting your friend's parents, always try to make a/an ___excited____ (adjective) impression by greeting them _with a "Fuck yeah, Chris Chelios, the Legendary Red Wing, will be playing at the Van for Friday's Griffins game!!!___ (adverb).

Or at least that is the rumor I heard just a bit ago. Get your asses down there ladies. Skip work if you have to. The place will be sold out early.

KP and Stef said...

I squeed like a 12 year old girl who just discovered Edward the vampire t-shirts at hot topic. I will be THERE!!!!

Bubba the Wise said...

I should have known: Hot Topic. That's the true wannabe vampire's den.